How To Get Pregnant!
"How To Get Pregnant:
1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill.
2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of joy.
3. Start writing that novel you've always dreamed about ( or take golf lessens, join a bowling league)
4. Spend $ 500. 00 on a new wardrobe for work
5. Get a cat or a puppy.
6. Just finish all the paperwork to adopt a child.
7. Let your best friend or sister use the baby name you'd been hoping to use for your next child."
-Anonymous
I thought this was really cute!
1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill.
2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of joy.
3. Start writing that novel you've always dreamed about ( or take golf lessens, join a bowling league)
4. Spend $ 500. 00 on a new wardrobe for work
5. Get a cat or a puppy.
6. Just finish all the paperwork to adopt a child.
7. Let your best friend or sister use the baby name you'd been hoping to use for your next child."
-Anonymous
I thought this was really cute!


1 Comments:
yeah, the first one happened to me. Sold all of my baby furniture to a friend and got pregnant with the year.
I believe my wailing caused siezmic activity!
MJS
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