Tuesday, March 11, 2008

How To Get Pregnant!

"How To Get Pregnant:
1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill.
2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of joy.
3. Start writing that novel you've always dreamed about ( or take golf lessens, join a bowling league)
4. Spend $ 500. 00 on a new wardrobe for work
5. Get a cat or a puppy.
6. Just finish all the paperwork to adopt a child.
7. Let your best friend or sister use the baby name you'd been hoping to use for your next child."
-Anonymous

I thought this was really cute!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, the first one happened to me. Sold all of my baby furniture to a friend and got pregnant with the year.
I believe my wailing caused siezmic activity!

MJS

March 11, 2008 3:22 PM  

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